I am FORTY next week.  Apart from going on about it quite a lot I’m not really that bothered.  Age is just a number and if you’re only as old as the man you’re feeling then you can subtract 7 years – oh yes!  It has got me thinking a bit about “if I knew then what I know now” so here goes. 1)  You were never ugly As a teen I was convinced I was ugly.  I hated myself. Fuck me! I was so serious about how I looked.  Because I hated the way I looked I spent hours putting on makeup, I wouldn’tRead More →

I am a little perturbed, nay, I’m fuming.  MSN have deemed it necessary to give me a best before date with this list 40 things no woman over 40 should own.  Well….fuuuuuuck you MSN! Guess what I own a fair few of those things, I admit I still own a scrunchie, not for wearing out of the house but in bed to stop my hair getting on my nerves.  Oh yeah, I’m sexy and I know it! In just under 3 weeks I turn the ripe old age of 40.  I don’t look it (even if I do say so myself). I don’t act it.Read More →