A little while ago I bought Little L some Bear Fruit Paws
– you may be familiar with them they also make Fruit Yoyos which Big L was addicted to for about a month until he decided he no longer liked them. Anyway, they are kind of guilt free gummy fruit snacks for toddlers so when Big L has a bag of Haribo I can placate Little L with a bag of Bear Paws. If you buy them in a pack of 5 they come with free flashcards. Well this is where my middle class A to Z started. The flashcard in our pack was Y for Yoga.
I mean it doesn’t get much more middle class than that so I instilled the help of some fellow bloggers and friends to come up with the ultimate middle class A to Z. Please note, I am not knocking anyone here and I’m quite partial to a few of the things on this list myself (I fear I may be…. middle class)
A is for Avocado, Artisan Bread, Aga
B is for Brunch, Boden, Brioche, Ballet Lessons, Business Class
C is for Canapes, Chelsea Tractor, Cleaner, Chateau Neuf du Pape, City Break
D is for Dinner Parties, Deliveroo, Diptyque, Deli, Daily Mail
E is for Edemame Beans, Egyptian Cotton, Equestrian
F is for Four x Four, Facial, Feng Shui, Forest School
G is for Grammar School (only “Down South”), Garden Party, Gardener, Golf, Gap Year, Glamping
H is for Halloumi, Holiday Home, Horseriding, Hygge, Hot Tub
I is for Iceland (not the shop – the place with the Northern Lights)
J is for Joules, Jo Malone
K is for Koi Pond
L is for Lattes, Legumes
M is for Mange Tout, Manicure, Maid, Marks & Spencer, Miele
N is for Nanny, Nespresso
O is for Ocado, Olives, Organic
P is for Portfolio, Photographer, Portobello Mushroom, Public School, Prosecco, Pedigree, Piano Lessons
Q is for Quinoa (it’s pronounced keenwa you fools), Quality Time
R is for Running Partner, Rugger (Rugby)
S is for Sushi, Screentime (which is limited), South of France, Skiiing, Swimming Lessons, Spa Days, Supper, Sommelier
T is for Tutor, Taekwon do, Tennis, Travelling
U is for Uni, Upper Class (it’s what Midde Class wet dreams are made of)
V is for Villa, Vol au Vents
W is for Waitrose
X is for Xavier, Xenophobe (wild generalisation, obvs)
Y is for Yoga, Yacht, Yurt
Z is for Zen
Please feel free to comment so I can add to my list!
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Many thanks to my blogging chums for their contributions:
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