What the elf?

No.  Really.  What the hell is that all about? I can honestly say it scares the bejesus out of me.

My Facebook feed is full of the creepy little bastard today.  I’m not knocking the efforts of my friends, that’s some really imaginative shit going down right there but, for someone who was still making packed lunches and putting the bins out at 9.30 last night (in my strappy nightie and Birkenstocks, I thank you!) thinking of fun things for the elf to do on a nightly basis is not in my remit.

Hats off to those that can be arsed. I know some people are moaning about it being all over Facebook and Pinterest but there are far more annoying things on there.  Plus it’s your page.  Share what you like. It’s just a bit of fun, just don’t blame me if the sinister little fecker kills you all while you sleep.

Sweet dreams!

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